Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

SilverBB

461 by SilverBB

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels...

mlawson71

462 by mlawson71

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost.

SilverBB

463 by SilverBB

Why was Teresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn't run a stable Government.

464 by Jimmy

SilverBB wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:40 am Why was Teresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn't run a stable Government.

Hahaha

mlawson71

465 by mlawson71

I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato.)

SilverBB

466 by SilverBB

'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'

mlawson71

467 by mlawson71

SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:00 am 'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'

Hahaha, I love a good pun.

mlawson71

468 by mlawson71

When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

SilverBB

469 by SilverBB

My Dad used to say "Don`t believe everything you hear take everything with a pinch of salt..."
He made terrible tea. It was horrible.

mlawson71

470 by mlawson71

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.