Hi XARD Thank you for the system. Back in January you provided a 2 level Chanel indicator, which i still use. The configuration is different to recent versions. As its a .Exe file i am unable to change the black color. Would you be kind enough to upload a version where the color can be changed, or ...

Hi XARD Thank you for the system. Back in January you provided a 2 level Chanel indicator, which i still use. As its a .Exe file i am unable to change the black color. Would you be kind enough to upload a version where the color can be changed, or alternatively an .mq4 version. Many Thanks. Please ...

A "Where do you come from Son?"

B "I come from Wigan where they have Fat old Women and Brilliant Rugby players"

A "But my wife's from Wigan"

B "What position does she play?"

Two ladies talking about a man.

" That man from the moment I met him it was, Moan Moan, Winge, Winge, Cry Cry, Swear Swear."
" So when did you meet him."
" I ran over him in the car..."

Music for Dementia 2020 Music can help people who are struggling to connect with a world that no longer makes sense, but it's easy to forget, with our Spotify-primed and YouTube-loaded phones, that dementia sufferers often don't have easy access to music. New site Music for Dementia by 2020 is ...

Be alerted to speed cameras Sat-Nav services have long warned motorists about upcoming speed cameras but Google Maps has not only caught up, it's offering the service for free. Update to the latest version of the app on iOS and Android, and it will flag any change in the speed limit and tip you off ...

You can now dictate your WhatsApp Messages,

WhatsApp now lets you dictate verbal messages by speaking into your phone's microphone.
Bring up the keyboard and tap and press the microphone icon that appears - it's in the bottom corner in iOS; top-right on Android.
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Next week here its National Romance Week.
And one good turn gets you most of the Duvet...

Went to a new night club last night.
There was a special treat for all the Fellas... A Topless lady Ventriloquist.
Nobody has ever seen her lips move...

Went to the Theater last night. There where artists from all corners of the Job Center. There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue. A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff