Doctor to Patient: " Have you ever tried an Aphrodisiac ?"
Patient: "I went out with a Norwegian girl once..."
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762Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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763First rule of Sundays: If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.
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764And on Wednesday,
"Wednesday lunch time I had a very successful Luncheon with my Accountant - He paid the bill and I managed to snatch the receipt..."
"Wednesday lunch time I had a very successful Luncheon with my Accountant - He paid the bill and I managed to snatch the receipt..."
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765The 7 days of the week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
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766Have you been picking your nose again?!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!
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767Went to the Theater last night. There where artists from all corners of the Job Center.
There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue.
A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit
The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff
and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff
There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue.
A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit
The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff
and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff
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768mlawson71 wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:41 am Have you been picking your nose again?!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!
Hahaha good ones!SilverBB wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:48 pm Went to the Theater last night. There where artists from all corners of the Job Center.
There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue.
A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit
The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff
and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff
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769I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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770Went to a new night club last night.
There was a special treat for all the Fellas... A Topless lady Ventriloquist.
Nobody has ever seen her lips move...
There was a special treat for all the Fellas... A Topless lady Ventriloquist.
Nobody has ever seen her lips move...
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