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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:47 am
by SilverBB
Doctor to Patient: " Have you ever tried an Aphrodisiac ?"
Patient: "I went out with a Norwegian girl once..."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:06 am
by mlawson71
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:42 am
by mlawson71
First rule of Sundays: If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:30 pm
by SilverBB
And on Wednesday,
"Wednesday lunch time I had a very successful Luncheon with my Accountant - He paid the bill and I managed to snatch the receipt..."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:15 am
by mlawson71
The 7 days of the week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:41 am
by mlawson71
Have you been picking your nose again?!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:48 pm
by SilverBB
Went to the Theater last night. There where artists from all corners of the Job Center.
There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue.
A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit
The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff
and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:39 pm
by ChuChu Rocket
mlawson71 wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:41 am
Have you been picking your nose again?!
Why would I?! I’ve had it since I was born!
SilverBB wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:48 pm
Went to the Theater last night. There where artists from all corners of the Job Center.
There was the Chinese Fire eater - Bernie Tongue.
A fantastic constructionist called - Will Esnapit
The famous Russian Knife Thrower - Vladimir Cuthisheadoff
and the Saucy Hungarian Striptease lady - Evavestoff
Hahaha good ones!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:08 am
by mlawson71
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:02 am
by SilverBB
Went to a new night club last night.
There was a special treat for all the Fellas... A Topless lady Ventriloquist.
Nobody has ever seen her lips move...