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Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
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mlawson71
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Sleep with an open window tonight!

1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.

One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."
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What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!
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Re: Traders joking ...

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mlawson71 wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:57 am What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!
Hahaha good one I thought you were going to say Mexican peso or something
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I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally. :D
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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mlawson71 wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:07 am Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Hahaha I'm stealing that one!
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