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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:42 am
by mlawson71
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:03 am
by mlawson71
Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:13 am
by mlawson71
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:57 am
by mlawson71
What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:14 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:57 am
What goes up and down but never moves?
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The stairs!
Hahaha good one I thought you were going to say Mexican peso or something
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:24 am
by mlawson71
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:28 am
by mlawson71
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:53 am
by mlawson71
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:07 am
by mlawson71
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:26 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:07 am
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Hahaha I'm stealing that one!