• Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:29 pm**

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels...

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:58 am**

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost.

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:40 am**

Why was Teresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn't run a stable Government.

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:16 am**

SilverBB wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:40 am Why was Teresa May sacked as Nativity Manager? She couldn't run a stable Government.

Hahaha

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:02 am**

I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato.)

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:00 am**

'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:56 am**

SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:00 am 'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'

Hahaha, I love a good pun.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:36 am**

When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:53 pm**

My Dad used to say "Don`t believe everything you hear take everything with a pinch of salt..."
He made terrible tea. It was horrible.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:05 am**

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)