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491My best friend wife left him the other day because she couldn’t handle his OCD. He told her to close the door six times on the way out.
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492Hahaha, that marriage is not getting mended anytime soon.SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am My best friend wife left him the other day because she couldn’t handle his OCD. He told her to close the door six times on the way out.
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493I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
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494Hahaha! Pushed upstream? Did I get it?SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:41 am I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
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495That mental image, hahaha.SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:41 am I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
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496Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
He just needed a little space.
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497I named my dog Six Miles so i can tell people that i walk six miles every single day.
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498What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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499Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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500A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
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