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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am
by SilverBB
My best friend wife left him the other day because she couldn’t handle his OCD. He told her to close the door six times on the way out.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:01 am
by mlawson71
SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am
My best friend wife left him the other day because she couldn’t handle his OCD. He told her to close the door six times on the way out.
Hahaha, that marriage is not getting mended anytime soon.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:41 am
by SilverBB
I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:27 pm
by Jimmy
SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:41 am
I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
Hahaha! Pushed upstream? Did I get it?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:42 am
by mlawson71
SilverBB wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:41 am
I must have ate too much salmon over Christmas. I keep trying to run up escalators that are coming down....
That mental image, hahaha.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:12 am
by mlawson71
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:38 am
by mlawson71
I named my dog Six Miles so i can tell people that i walk six miles every single day.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:31 am
by mlawson71
What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:36 pm
by mlawson71
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:14 am
by mlawson71
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”