Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

A geography teacher said to his lover when he married would sleep on all continents of the world .. and all the capitals of the world .. She was very happy and agreed to marry immediately. After marriage this was the truth

What do you call a bunch of boasting chess players in a Hotel Lobby ? Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer !!

SilverBB wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:58 am What do you call a bunch of boasting chess players in a Hotel Lobby ? Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer !!

Hahaha, that's a good one!

SilverBB wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:58 am What do you call a bunch of boasting chess players in a Hotel Lobby ? Chess Nuts Boasting In An Open Foyer !!

HAHA

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.