One of 2017 most viewed german videos, the funny part is in english in the middle, at right the complete 2017 list.

"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt..."

pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 am

with his hands he mimics the scissors

And a blind man to buy a hair?

A single hair?

mlawson71 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:30 am
A single hair?

Buy a hat

  A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''   

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !

SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:18 am A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !

Hahaha, now that is a good pun.

SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:18 am A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !

Hahahahaha I'm stealing that one

A retired man looking for a problem with his wife. He entered the house and found nothing wrong with his wife. He said to his wife: 'Where is the dust that was on the table?' She said: Why do you want to have dust on the table? He said: 'I wrote an important telephone number on the dust that was on the table