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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:30 am
by friend4you
One of 2017 most viewed german videos, the funny part is in english in the middle, at right the complete 2017 list.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:28 am
by SilverBB
"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt..."

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:30 am
by mlawson71
pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 am

with his hands he mimics the scissors

And a blind man to buy a hair?
A single hair? :D

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:47 am
by pacois
mlawson71 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:30 am
A single hair? :D
Buy a hat

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:29 pm
by SilverBB
  A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''   

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:02 am
by FrancoisT
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:18 am
by SilverBB
A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:50 am
by mlawson71
SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:18 am A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !
Hahaha, now that is a good pun.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:54 am
by Jimmy
SilverBB wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:18 am A jumper I got recently kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one - free of charge !
Hahahahaha I'm stealing that one

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:41 am
by Dragon
A retired man looking for a problem with his wife. He entered the house and found nothing wrong with his wife. He said to his wife: 'Where is the dust that was on the table?' She said: Why do you want to have dust on the table? He said: 'I wrote an important telephone number on the dust that was on the table
:lol: