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Re: Traders joking ...

#1043
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?

Re: Traders joking ...

#1044
SilverBB wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
Now that's not a good friend :lol:
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Re: Traders joking ...

#1045
SilverBB wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
:o :lol:
Oh my goodness, hahaha, that was not what expected when I began to read that joke!


Re: Traders joking ...

#1050
Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey that is not a restaurant here.”
I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”



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