Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:10 pm
Funniest shit I've seen in ages 
Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:45 am
...How is he making that sound?!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:53 am
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:51 am
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:23 pm
Now that's not a good friendSilverBB wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:16 am
SilverBB wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:20 am Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?
Oh my goodness, hahaha, that was not what expected when I began to read that joke!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:56 am
"What kind of murderer has moral fibre?" – "A cereal killer."
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:41 am
Why are astronauts always so calm and efficient? Zero pressure in vacuum.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:14 am
“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”
“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”