How do you find your long-lost relatives?....
Win the Lottery.
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172Hackers have stolen a copy of the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie and are holding it for ransom. Yeah. They could release this movie illegally. I guess you could say it’s a “pirated” video.
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173Fx. Trainer - the only man in the trading room who has never tried intraday trading in his life.
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174I don't actually understand the joke. Why wouldn't he have tried intraday trading?FrancoisT wrote: Fri May 19, 2017 10:48 pm Fx. Trainer - the only man in the trading room who has never tried intraday trading in his life.
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175A Girl Scout troop leader in Kentucky is on the run from police after she allegedly stole $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies. The suspect is now at large. And getting larger every minute.
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178My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin.
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179what we want: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=9
what market delivers: 1+2+8+7-4+0-5+8-4-5+1=9
what market delivers: 1+2+8+7-4+0-5+8-4-5+1=9
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180Rapper A$AP Rocky had $1.5 million worth of jewelry stolen from his home in Los Angeles earlier this week. Well, here’s a free tip: Stop spelling your name with a dollar sign. That’s like having the license plate “I LUV COCAINE” and being surprised when the cops pull you over.