Today was National Star Wars Day and if you celebrated, no girlfriend you have.

seekers wrote: Mon May 08, 2017 1:47 am A member of the conservative House Freedom Caucus said yesterday that it can be difficult to negotiate with President Trump because it’s hard to tell what he’s thinking. Also, if.

That was a good one seekers
Here is a visualization of what he think about

When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.

Starbucks is up to their old tricks again. Starbucks in Japan is introducing a new drink called an American Cherry Pie Frappuccino. It’s a vanilla Frappuccino with chunks of cherry pie in it. I don’t know if this sounds like a healthy drink. Pretty sure it’s not, because this is what the barista writes on it when they serve it to you: “Bob, you have three weeks to live.”

I read that a restaurant just opened in Brooklyn that serves only avocados and avocado-based dishes. But even there, guac is still extra.

I got mugged by a magician. It’s not funny: He took my wallet, my watch, and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.

A man who runs a pizzeria in California made a gluten-free pizza entirely out of cheese. Or, and hear me out, he just made cheese.