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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 11:34 pm
by FrancoisT
How do you find your long-lost relatives?....
Win the Lottery.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 8:20 pm
by seekers
Hackers have stolen a copy of the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie and are holding it for ransom. Yeah. They could release this movie illegally. I guess you could say it’s a “pirated” video.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:48 pm
by FrancoisT
Fx. Trainer - the only man in the trading room who has never tried intraday trading in his life. :)

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 12:40 am
by mlawson71
FrancoisT wrote: Fri May 19, 2017 10:48 pm Fx. Trainer - the only man in the trading room who has never tried intraday trading in his life. :)
I don't actually understand the joke. Why wouldn't he have tried intraday trading?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 3:19 am
by seekers
A Girl Scout troop leader in Kentucky is on the run from police after she allegedly stole $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies. The suspect is now at large. And getting larger every minute.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 4:45 am
by tim079

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun May 21, 2017 9:35 pm
by mlawson71
The unsaid part of "This is fascinating!" is "to me."

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 7:57 pm
by mlawson71
My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party. That’s when I realized he was her favorite twin.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 12:07 am
by bilbao

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 1:00 am
by seekers
Rapper A$AP Rocky had $1.5 million worth of jewelry stolen from his home in Los Angeles earlier this week. Well, here’s a free tip: Stop spelling your name with a dollar sign. That’s like having the license plate “I LUV COCAINE” and being surprised when the cops pull you over.