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Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

3222 by Starfish
wef,un,cia,demoncrats - their plan
cut your childs sex parts off or abort them
make you eat bugs and drink sewage water
divide races because of "slavery, terrorism, crime"
cyberhack your grid firewalls and airplanes
biological attack and fake vaccine for emergency power
take away your free speech or fire arms because its "the cause of all problems"
they trying to use a nuclear war and debt to usher digital currency
all while the banks go bankrupt and you lose your retirement

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

3226 by JohnnyRy
ionone wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:34 am Day 2 of trying to find the Holy Grail by brute force code creation of indicators

I'm currently at
"AAAAABCVBKRPG"

and it doesn't compile of course

but soon enough i'll haver a working code

and I'll be the last to laugh.

XD

Jeff
The phases of coding are:
  • Manually trade.
  • Realize that you're missing times of good volatility.
  • Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
  • Realize that you're missing times of good liquidity.
  • Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
  • Sleep deprivation.
  • Argue with your life partner.
  • Look to automated trading as a solution.
  • Attempt to code without any coding knowledge.
  • Realize how difficult coding is.
  • Refuse to read the code language documentation because it's too time consuming.
  • Beg for help online.
  • Get ignored online.
  • Return to the 0'dark:30 manual strategy.
  • Lose all but a pittance in the market.
  • Your life partner leaves.
  • Make sure your ex didn't take your trading device.
  • Rearrange everything on your trading desk so that it's all perfectly parallel and perpendicular (self-treatment for anxiety).
  • Spend what you have left on a well written coding book with code examples and an index.
  • Codify your strategy.
  • Your bot trades 24/5 subject to volatility and time filters.
  • Your bot rebuilds your account.
  • Your life partner returns.
  • Realize that you're actually self-employed in your own small business. 
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Starfish, ionone, Krunal Gajjar, boytoy
“[A]s we know, there are known knowns—there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns—that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”—Donald Rumsfeld, 2002

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

3227 by Starfish
JohnnyRy wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:15 am
🤣 aint that the truth
starting trading really comes with negatives
These users thanked the author Starfish for the post:
JohnnyRy
wef,un,cia,demoncrats - their plan
cut your childs sex parts off or abort them
make you eat bugs and drink sewage water
divide races because of "slavery, terrorism, crime"
cyberhack your grid firewalls and airplanes
biological attack and fake vaccine for emergency power
take away your free speech or fire arms because its "the cause of all problems"
they trying to use a nuclear war and debt to usher digital currency
all while the banks go bankrupt and you lose your retirement

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