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Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:05 am
by Tradehunter
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:11 am
by Starfish
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 12:19 pm
by mrtools
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:08 pm
by Banzai
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:34 am
by ionone
Day 2 of trying to find the Holy Grail by brute force code creation of indicators
I'm currently at
"AAAAABCVBKRPG"
and it doesn't compile of course
but soon enough i'll haver a working code
and I'll be the last to laugh.
XD
Jeff
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:15 am
by JohnnyRy
ionone wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:34 am
Day 2 of trying to find the Holy Grail by brute force code creation of indicators
I'm currently at
"AAAAABCVBKRPG"
and it doesn't compile of course
but soon enough i'll haver a working code
and I'll be the last to laugh.
XD
Jeff
The phases of coding are:
- Manually trade.
- Realize that you're missing times of good volatility.
- Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
- Realize that you're missing times of good liquidity.
- Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
- Sleep deprivation.
- Argue with your life partner.
- Look to automated trading as a solution.
- Attempt to code without any coding knowledge.
- Realize how difficult coding is.
- Refuse to read the code language documentation because it's too time consuming.
- Beg for help online.
- Get ignored online.
- Return to the 0'dark:30 manual strategy.
- Lose all but a pittance in the market.
- Your life partner leaves.
- Make sure your ex didn't take your trading device.
- Rearrange everything on your trading desk so that it's all perfectly parallel and perpendicular (self-treatment for anxiety).
- Spend what you have left on a well written coding book with code examples and an index.
- Codify your strategy.
- Your bot trades 24/5 subject to volatility and time filters.
- Your bot rebuilds your account.
- Your life partner returns.
- Realize that you're actually self-employed in your own small business.
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:20 am
by Starfish
JohnnyRy wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:15 am

aint that the truth
starting trading really comes with negatives
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:28 pm
by Ogee
Cocaine found at Biden's house ...
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:37 pm
by Ogee
Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:18 am
by JohnnyRy