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Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:05 am
by Tradehunter

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:11 am
by Starfish

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 12:19 pm
by mrtools

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:08 pm
by Banzai

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:34 am
by ionone
Day 2 of trying to find the Holy Grail by brute force code creation of indicators

I'm currently at
"AAAAABCVBKRPG"

and it doesn't compile of course

but soon enough i'll haver a working code

and I'll be the last to laugh.

XD

Jeff

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:15 am
by JohnnyRy
ionone wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:34 am Day 2 of trying to find the Holy Grail by brute force code creation of indicators

I'm currently at
"AAAAABCVBKRPG"

and it doesn't compile of course

but soon enough i'll haver a working code

and I'll be the last to laugh.

XD

Jeff
The phases of coding are:
  • Manually trade.
  • Realize that you're missing times of good volatility.
  • Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
  • Realize that you're missing times of good liquidity.
  • Attempt to trade at 0'dark:30.
  • Sleep deprivation.
  • Argue with your life partner.
  • Look to automated trading as a solution.
  • Attempt to code without any coding knowledge.
  • Realize how difficult coding is.
  • Refuse to read the code language documentation because it's too time consuming.
  • Beg for help online.
  • Get ignored online.
  • Return to the 0'dark:30 manual strategy.
  • Lose all but a pittance in the market.
  • Your life partner leaves.
  • Make sure your ex didn't take your trading device.
  • Rearrange everything on your trading desk so that it's all perfectly parallel and perpendicular (self-treatment for anxiety).
  • Spend what you have left on a well written coding book with code examples and an index.
  • Codify your strategy.
  • Your bot trades 24/5 subject to volatility and time filters.
  • Your bot rebuilds your account.
  • Your life partner returns.
  • Realize that you're actually self-employed in your own small business. 

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:20 am
by Starfish
JohnnyRy wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:15 am
🤣 aint that the truth
starting trading really comes with negatives

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:28 pm
by Ogee
Cocaine found at Biden's house ...

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:37 pm
by Ogee

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:18 am
by JohnnyRy