Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesmen for many years running.
The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”
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A: Two clerks and a running ventilator.

A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

In a shoe shop:

These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks.
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Don’t worry. I’ll start wearing them on the third week.

That moment when you want to be really cool in the cinema and start flipping popcorn into the air to catch it with your open mouth, but instead you get it in your open eye and the rest of the movie is just blurry.

A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

mlawson71 wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:58 am A smoothie. The miracle of selling somebody a peach and a banana for $5.

Hahaha so true. But hey, we've got to pay for them using a blender, right?

Jimmy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:02 am

Hahaha so true. But hey, we've got to pay for them using a blender, right?

And storing the fruit and making the smoothie pretty and for the nice atmosphere of the establishment. But still the price is obnoxious.

“A vodka please!”

“Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s.”

“Yeah, yeah, alright. McVodka then.”

mlawson71 wrote: Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:19 am Why did the crab cross the road?
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Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.

Hahahahaha sidewalk! I get it