Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

mlawson71

861 by mlawson71

I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans today but I just couldn’t find them.

mlawson71

862 by mlawson71

I saw an expiration day on an anti-aging cream. Now that’s just a scam!

mlawson71

863 by mlawson71

Father: Do you know the joke from the 3rd floor?
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Son: “No,”
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Father: Me neither, I was on the 2nd floor at the time.

mlawson71

864 by mlawson71

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

He met with too many cracks on the way.

mlawson71

865 by mlawson71

I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves.

mlawson71

866 by mlawson71

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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You stick with me and I will take you places!

mlawson71

867 by mlawson71

A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.

mlawson71

868 by mlawson71

I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.

Which, of course, is the steering wheel.

ChuChu Rocket

869 by ChuChu Rocket

mlawson71 wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:46 am I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.

Which, of course, is the steering wheel.

Haha is that the designated driver?

mlawson71

870 by mlawson71

ChuChu Rocket wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:32 am

Haha is that the designated driver?

I assume so.