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Re: Traders joking ...

811 by mlawson71
– When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.

– Really? I have the exact opposite.

– Wow, seriously?

– Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.
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Re: Traders joking ...

812 by moey_dw
pacois wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:25 pm guessing game:

There are two barrels of the same shape and of the same material.
One is empty and weighs a ton, the other is full and weighs 25 kg.
What is the second barrel full?
full with water!!!
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Re: Traders joking ...

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moey_dw wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:02 am

full with water!!!
water has a weight! The barrels are equal in material, but the full one is lighter than the empty one, what is it full?
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814 by mlawson71
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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815 by mlawson71
I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.
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816 by mlawson71
Would you cheat on your wife?

On whom else would I be cheating?!
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817 by mlawson71
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

The don’t meet the koalafications.
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818 by mlawson71
Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?”
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“No, how?”
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“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
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820 by mlawson71
ChuChu Rocket wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 5:05 pm captcha-meme.jpg
I always do, just for good measure. :D
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