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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:26 pm
by mlawson71
– When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.
– Really? I have the exact opposite.
– Wow, seriously?
– Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:02 am
by moey_dw
pacois wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:25 pm
guessing game:
There are two barrels of the same shape and of the same material.
One is empty and weighs a ton, the other is full and weighs 25 kg.
What is the second barrel full?
full with water!!!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:44 am
by pacois
moey_dw wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:02 am
full with water!!!
water has a weight! The barrels are equal in material, but the full one is lighter than the empty one, what is it full?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:45 am
by mlawson71
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:23 pm
by mlawson71
I proposed to my ex-wife. But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:58 pm
by mlawson71
Would you cheat on your wife?
On whom else would I be cheating?!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:02 am
by mlawson71
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
The don’t meet the koalafications.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 12:17 am
by mlawson71
Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?”
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“No, how?”
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“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 5:05 pm
by ChuChu Rocket
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:12 pm
by mlawson71
I always do, just for good measure.
