LazarR wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:58 am Jay Leno on The Economy:
The problem with an investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left!

Good one

mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:11 pm I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

Oh, the poor iPad, I hope it was under warranty: D

And one from me:
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iPad will keep crashing!

Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey that is not a restaurant here.” I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

mlawson71 wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:03 pm Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

muahahahaha burnt!!!!

"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”

Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.

I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.

Graduation Day
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"

lul