Good oneLazarR wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:58 am Jay Leno on The Economy:
The problem with an investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left!
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602Oh, the poor iPad, I hope it was under warranty: Dmlawson71 wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:11 pm I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
And one from me:
Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iPad will keep crashing!
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603Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey that is not a restaurant here.” I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”
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604Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"
"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
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605muahahahaha burnt!!!!mlawson71 wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:03 pm Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?"
"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
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606"Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”
“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”
“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”
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607Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.
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608I got a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day.
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609Graduation Day
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"