shaileshm wrote: Fri May 18, 2018 11:29 pm

Nothing can be concealed when you trade em naked.

Then you just get cold though.

"I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Nillionaire – adj. Someone having little to no money.

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually did have the ticket.

mlawson71 wrote: Tue May 29, 2018 1:26 pm Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually did have the ticket.

that is a nasty joke: D here is one from me as well:
The Dow is dropping so frequently they have decided to just add an ‘n’ to the end of it.

LazarR wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 11:05 pm

that is a nasty joke: D here is one from me as well:
The Dow is dropping so frequently they have decided to just add an ‘n’ to the end of it.

Hahahah, that's brilliant! I may start referring to it that way in my head.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat women opposite said:
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down

- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?