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mlawson71 wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:31 am

Helium? Or if we posit that the empty barrel is truly empty then there's vacuum inside?
Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?

It is full of holes!
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"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well the other day, I was amazed, I never knew they worked..."
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pacois wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:27 am

Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?

It is full of holes!
Hahahah! It took me several minutes and reading the answer several times to understand. :D
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How does a deaf-mute buy a pair of scissors in a shop?
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pacois wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:40 am

How does a deaf-mute buy a pair of scissors in a shop?
I give up. How?
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mlawson71 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:32 am

I give up. How?
with his hands he mimics the scissors

And a blind man to buy a hair?
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pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 am

with his hands he mimics the scissors

And a blind man to buy a hair?
by hand mimics :)
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sal wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:48 am
by hand mimics :)
Why ?, simply says: Give me a hair !!
The blind man does not see but speaks !!
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pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:50 am

Why ?, simply says: Give me a hair !!
The blind man does not see but speaks !!
hahahaha :):)
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