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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:27 am
by pacois
mlawson71 wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:31 am
Helium? Or if we posit that the empty barrel is truly empty then there's vacuum inside?
Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?
It is full of holes!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:36 pm
by SilverBB
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well the other day, I was amazed, I never knew they worked..."
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:28 am
by mlawson71
pacois wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:27 am
Two barrels of the same size of wood:
The full barrel is lighter than the empty barrel!
What's full?
It is full of holes!
Hahahah! It took me several minutes and reading the answer several times to understand.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:02 am
by pacois
How does a deaf-mute buy a pair of scissors in a shop?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:28 am
by SilverBB
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!"
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:32 am
by mlawson71
pacois wrote: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:40 am
How does a deaf-mute buy a pair of scissors in a shop?
I give up. How?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 am
by pacois
mlawson71 wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:32 am
I give up. How?
with his hands he mimics the scissors
And a blind man to buy a hair?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:48 am
by sal
pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 am
with his hands he mimics the scissors
And a blind man to buy a hair?
by hand mimics
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:50 am
by pacois
sal wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:48 am
by hand mimics
Why ?, simply says: Give me a hair !!
The blind man does not see but speaks !!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:21 am
by sal
pacois wrote: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:50 am
Why ?, simply says: Give me a hair !!
The blind man does not see but speaks !!
hahahaha
:)