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#841Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
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#843What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
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#844Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat women opposite said:
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down
- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down
- If were a gentleman young man, you would stand up and let someone else to sit down
- And if were a lady, replied Roger, you would stand up and let four people to sit down
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#845Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
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#846What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.
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#847Hahaha, that's accurate. But what happens if the long-term investment fails...after a long time?
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#849“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”
“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”
“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”
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#850Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.