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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:23 pm
by LazarR
What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:37 am
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:23 pm
What’s another name for long-term investment? - A failed short-term investment.
Hahaha, that's accurate. But what happens if the long-term investment fails...after a long time?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:51 pm
by mlawson71
“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”
“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:53 pm
by mlawson71
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:59 pm
by bilbao
Forex super system indicator overload
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:14 pm
by bonifaas_abe
mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:37 am
Hahaha, that's accurate. But what happens if the long-term investment fails...after a long time?
Ohhhh well then he had to admit , that he is a “Long Time loser “ with short potential. lol if you know what I mean :-))))
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:26 pm
by Jimmy
bilbao wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:59 pm*****
Hehe yep that's the typical novice retail trader's chart (looks like mine when I first started out haha). Oh, except it has to be on the 1 minute timeframe too
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:59 pm
by mlawson71
Jimmy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Hehe yep that's the typical novice retail trader's chart (looks like mine when I first started out haha). Oh, except it has to be on the 1 minute timeframe too
:P
I've been there. I've done that. I still don't know why, but I sure am never doing it again.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:58 am
by LazarR
Jay Leno on The Economy:
The problem with an investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:09 pm
by mlawson71
“Waiter, take your thumb off my schnitzel immediately!”
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“Oh yeah? And have it fall down again!?”