A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?

Hop in.

A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.

bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:07 pm A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.

I read another study saying the same - but for Sells

Krelian99 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm

I read another study saying the same - but for Sells

They're both accurate. It's the Schrödinger's study.

Once, two traders were walking in the forest for fun when they ran into a hungry and dangerous-looking wolf. On instinct, one of the traders took off his walking shoes and changed into running shoes. The other trader, bewildered, asked, “You really think you’re going to outrun a wolf just by changing your shoes?” To which the other trader replied, “I may not outrun the wolf, but I will certainly outrun you.”

Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.

Derek, 53, Fireman

Krelian99 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm

I read another study saying the same - but for Sells

I am sure it works for both. hahahhaa

mlawson71 wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:50 pm

They're both accurate. It's the Schrödinger's study.

hhahahaha Oh well … it’s a quantum superposition, right . we will have to trust the scientists