A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”

What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?

mlawson71 wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:14 am What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?

hmm mate, that really got me wondering… and here is one from me:
Q: What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!

I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.
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YOU DID WHAT?!
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Cookies. I made cookies for you.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.

mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:32 am

Hahahah, he's right.

Yeah, isn’t he (-;

Notice on a shoe repair shop:

I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

His condition is now stable.

bilbao wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:59 pm*****

Not enough indicators, still see the chart