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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:39 am
by mlawson71
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:14 am
by mlawson71
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:42 am
by LazarR
mlawson71 wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:14 am
What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
hmm mate, that really got me wondering… and here is one from me:
Q: What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:06 pm
by mlawson71
I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.
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YOU DID WHAT?!
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Cookies. I made cookies for you.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:37 pm
by mlawson71
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:05 pm
by mlawson71
What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:31 pm
by bonifaas_abe
mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:32 am
Hahahah, he's right.
Yeah, isn’t he (-;
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:04 am
by mlawson71
Notice on a shoe repair shop:
I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:49 pm
by mlawson71
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.
His condition is now stable.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:44 am
by FrancoisT
bilbao wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:59 pm*****
Not enough indicators, still see the chart