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Traders joking ...

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#892
“I want to win 10 million in the lottery, just like my dad did!”

“OMG, your dad won 10 million in the lottery?!”

“No, but he always wanted to.”

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#893
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

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#895
There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'


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#896
bonifaas_abe wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:57 pm
There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
Hahahah, he's right.

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#897
The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.

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#898
LazarR wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:04 pm
The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.
It's been forever since I've heard a Biblical joke. :clap:

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#900
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”



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