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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:57 pm
by bonifaas_abe
mlawson71 wrote: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:30 pm

Sometimes the best way not to cry is to laugh.
Yeah , right?! And then spread it around as a joke lol

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:38 pm
by mlawson71
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:44 pm
by mlawson71
“I want to win 10 million in the lottery, just like my dad did!”

“OMG, your dad won 10 million in the lottery?!”

“No, but he always wanted to.”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:02 pm
by mlawson71
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:20 am
by mlawson71
Why did the balloon go near the needle?

He wanted to be a pop star.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:57 pm
by bonifaas_abe
There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:32 am
by mlawson71
bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:57 pm There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
Hahahah, he's right.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:04 pm
by LazarR
The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:48 pm
by mlawson71
LazarR wrote: Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:04 pm The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.
It's been forever since I've heard a Biblical joke. :clap:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:01 am
by mlawson71
How to achieve a beach body?

1. Have a body

2. Arrive at the beach.