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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 12:10 am
by mlawson71
Need something cool to say because you just slipped and fell?
“Yep, gravity still works!”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:28 am
by mlawson71
Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:38 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:28 am Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
Hahaha that's a good one :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:02 am
by mlawson71
Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”

Me: “No.”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 12:16 am
by mlawson71
Two men talking on a bus:

“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”
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“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:57 am
by mlawson71
Why did the crab cross the road?
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Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:25 am
by mlawson71
Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”
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A: Two state clerks and a running ventilator.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:07 am
by mlawson71
Mobile - Update
Tablet – Update
Laptop - Update
TV – Update
Gaming console – Update

Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:03 am
by Jimmy
mlawson71 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:07 am Mobile - Update
Tablet – Update
Laptop - Update
TV – Update
Gaming console – Update

Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
Hahaha I know :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:39 am
by mlawson71
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
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Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.