Need something cool to say because you just slipped and fell?
“Yep, gravity still works!”
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832Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
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833Hahaha that's a good onemlawson71 wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:28 am Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
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835Two men talking on a bus:
“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”
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“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”
“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”
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“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”
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836Why did the crab cross the road?
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Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.
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Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.
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837Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”
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A: Two state clerks and a running ventilator.
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A: Two state clerks and a running ventilator.
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838Mobile - Update
Tablet – Update
Laptop - Update
TV – Update
Gaming console – Update
Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
Tablet – Update
Laptop - Update
TV – Update
Gaming console – Update
Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
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839Hahaha I knowmlawson71 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:07 am Mobile - Update
Tablet – Update
Laptop - Update
TV – Update
Gaming console – Update
Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.
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840Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.
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Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.
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Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.
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