• Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am**

Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:09 pm**

LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

Hahahahahhaha this guy!

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:07 am**

LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

Ahahaha, that is a good one! Probably accurate too.

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:11 pm**

“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:52 pm**

What has four legs, one foot and one head?
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A bed.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:33 am**

Yo momma - kind of joke

"Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:58 am**

Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B positive”.

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:08 am**

Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?

Posted: **Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:49 am**

The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)