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Re: Traders joking ...

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Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.
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LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.
Hahahahahhaha this guy! :lol:
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LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.
Ahahaha, that is a good one! Probably accurate too. :lol:
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“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”
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What has four legs, one foot and one head?
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A bed.
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Yo momma - kind of joke :)
"Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!" :)
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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B positive”.
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Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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