Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

FrancoisT

551 by FrancoisT

These users thanked the author FrancoisT for the post (total 2):: vvFish, ChuChu Rocket

LazarR

552 by LazarR

Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

These users thanked the author LazarR for the post (total 3):: vvFish, Jimmy, ChuChu Rocket

553 by Jimmy

LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

Hahahahahhaha this guy!

mlawson71

554 by mlawson71

LazarR wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:18 am Q: Dad what is liquidity?
A: When I look at my binary options account and wet myself.

Ahahaha, that is a good one! Probably accurate too.

mlawson71

555 by mlawson71

“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

mlawson71

556 by mlawson71

What has four legs, one foot and one head?
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A bed.

FrancoisT

557 by FrancoisT

Yo momma - kind of joke

"Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

mlawson71

558 by mlawson71

Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B positive”.

mlawson71

559 by mlawson71

Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?

LazarR

560 by LazarR

The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.