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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:11 am
by Jimmy
Dragon wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:41 am A retired man looking for a problem with his wife. He entered the house and found nothing wrong with his wife. He said to his wife: 'Where is the dust that was on the table?' She said: Why do you want to have dust on the table? He said: 'I wrote an important telephone number on the dust that was on the table
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Hahaha oh no! :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:30 am
by mlawson71
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:24 am
by SilverBB
WARNING...In the evening the consumption of alcohol may lead you into believing you can sing... !!

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:42 am
by mlawson71
SilverBB wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:24 am WARNING...In the evening the consumption of alcohol may lead you into believing you can sing... !!
If it's the only thing it leads one to believe they can do then they're lucky. :D

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:43 am
by mlawson71
I often wonder about people who live in tropical destinations. What do their screen savers look like?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:48 am
by SilverBB
I think we should tell kids the truth, that Santa has now moved to the Amazon and sends presents in cardboard packages...

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:02 am
by mlawson71
SilverBB wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:48 am I think we should tell kids the truth, that Santa has now moved to the Amazon and sends presents in cardboard packages...
Hahaha, they were always in cardboard packages. :D

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:06 am
by SilverBB
Christmas is like a day at the office, you do all the work and then the Fat Guy in the Suit gets all the credit...

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:33 am
by mlawson71
The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:37 pm
by mlawson71
When in doubt, look intelligent.