Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

The first digit is the minimum deposit. The second figure is bonuses. But bonuses are complicated, they are temporary and with difficult conditions.

bingx 50 +95+50
mexc 100 +200+500
kucoin 20+ +100+20+20+20
htx 10 +Х+Х+Х
gate 20 +67

Another time.
bybit 100 +20+20
ourbit
Bitget
OKX
Bitfinex

It seems to me that if I try, I will have more than 100 million Lebanese lira.

It's clear to any hedgehog what's most interesting at MEXC.
You will see that these bonuses are not given for nothing.

I'm afraid to write a lot in English. My recipe.
P2P ~142.xx$.

The deposit cannot be lowered below $ 100, any transfer will reset all bonuses (200 and 500)!!!
transfer $ 41 to the futures account. There is no direct road . First to the spot, from the spot to FUTURES!

The task is for $500. The trading volume should be more than $500.
You will have 6-7 days.
1:1 on Bitcoin 12$.
I need to log in to the M1 account 50 times and not lose 41$. You can not use coupons, you need to honestly pay the commission.
Transactions must be fair. You can't open and close it quickly (I made that up).
Use a trending strategy. You won't lose much. The main thing is just to survive in this deadly battle.

I have nothing to do with these exchanges. I could be wrong. No one can protect you. Be careful.

There is a problem. They have an individual approach. But everyone has a chance*.


You don't need a psychiatric certificate. They will check you themselves.

The result of communication with MEXC.
I spent two evenings playing with Bitcoin before going to bed. I went to the plus.
The $200 bonus is already under review.
A $300 bonus has fallen from the sky. He's also being tested.
And there are a lot of small bonuses, their total amount is more than $ 25.
I can't take the $500 bonus, they've made the task 100 times more difficult!!!
Because of this, I talked to tech support for half an hour.

My future plans.
I left them with 101 dollars.
I will divide the 42 dollars into two parts and try to transfer them to Kucoin and Gate.

I don't understand what's going on there. It's some kind of bonus rain.
I was just thinking, if I hadn't taken bonuses to compensate for the commission, I would have had a better chance of taking the $500 bonus.
The problem is that they connect these bonuses themselves.
I don't want to burn these bonuses with quick openings and closings.
That's how they write that bonuses are tested for risk.
I don't want to sound crazy, and I don't have time.

And most importantly. They don't have a regulator. They don't obey anyone, no one controls them.
All I can do is block their website in Russia.
There are ordinary people there, remember that. If they hadn't included bonuses, I would have easily and honestly made 500 and 1000 volumes.
They cannot be disabled. I talked about it with tech support for half an hour.
You can try to upgrade your character through another development branch .

But let's be honest. For two nights of trading, I was promised 200 and 300 bonuses. I was counting on 200 and 500.
I'm waiting for a risk check.

ionone wrote: Mon Oct 06, 2025 1:50 am

There's another joke. The script for mt4. He puts up a grid of pending orders. I've tried it 3-4 times in the tester. Then I happened to look at this couple.
There were hundreds of real orders. A few pieces managed to work. It's good that there were no sudden movements. I deleted them for a minute or more.

Congratulations! You are user #70366637 on HTX.

Upon verification, they offer to obtain digital citizenship.
I'm not going to do that right now.