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Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2025 1:04 am
by andrei-1
It's clear to any hedgehog what's most interesting at MEXC.
You will see that these bonuses are not given for nothing.

I'm afraid to write a lot in English. My recipe.
P2P ~142.xx$.

The deposit cannot be lowered below $ 100, any transfer will reset all bonuses (200 and 500)!!!
transfer $ 41 to the futures account. There is no direct road :). First to the spot, from the spot to FUTURES! :eh:

The task is for $500. The trading volume should be more than $500.
You will have 6-7 days.
1:1 on Bitcoin 12$.
I need to log in to the M1 account 50 times and not lose 41$. You can not use coupons, you need to honestly pay the commission.
Transactions must be fair. You can't open and close it quickly (I made that up).
Use a trending strategy. You won't lose much. The main thing is just to survive in this deadly battle.

I have nothing to do with these exchanges. I could be wrong. No one can protect you. Be careful.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 11:06 am
by andrei-1
There is a problem. They have an individual approach. But everyone has a chance*.
🙊

You don't need a psychiatric certificate. They will check you themselves.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:20 pm
by andrei-1
The result of communication with MEXC.
I spent two evenings playing with Bitcoin before going to bed. I went to the plus.
The $200 bonus is already under review.
A $300 bonus has fallen from the sky. He's also being tested.
And there are a lot of small bonuses, their total amount is more than $ 25.
I can't take the $500 bonus, they've made the task 100 times more difficult!!!
Because of this, I talked to tech support for half an hour.

My future plans.
I left them with 101 dollars.
I will divide the 42 dollars into two parts and try to transfer them to Kucoin and Gate.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 12:24 am
by andrei-1
I don't understand what's going on there. It's some kind of bonus rain.
I was just thinking, if I hadn't taken bonuses to compensate for the commission, I would have had a better chance of taking the $500 bonus.
The problem is that they connect these bonuses themselves.
I don't want to burn these bonuses with quick openings and closings.
That's how they write that bonuses are tested for risk.
I don't want to sound crazy, and I don't have time.

And most importantly. They don't have a regulator. They don't obey anyone, no one controls them.
All I can do is block their website in Russia.
There are ordinary people there, remember that. If they hadn't included bonuses, I would have easily and honestly made 500 and 1000 volumes.
They cannot be disabled. I talked about it with tech support for half an hour.
You can try to upgrade your character through another development branch :) .

But let's be honest. For two nights of trading, I was promised 200 and 300 bonuses. I was counting on 200 and 500.
I'm waiting for a risk check.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 1:50 am
by ionone

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 3:07 am
by andrei-1
ionone wrote: Mon Oct 06, 2025 1:50 am
There's another joke. The script for mt4. He puts up a grid of pending orders. I've tried it 3-4 times in the tester. Then I happened to look at this couple.
There were hundreds of real orders. A few pieces managed to work. It's good that there were no sudden movements. I deleted them for a minute or more. :facepalm:

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 6:21 am
by andrei-1
Congratulations! You are user #70366637 on HTX.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 7:43 am
by andrei-1
Upon verification, they offer to obtain digital citizenship.
I'm not going to do that right now.

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 8:11 am
by andrei-1

Re: Traders joking (Memes, Jokes & anything funny to pass time between trades)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2025 10:29 am
by andrei-1
MEXC
A new game has started. If you have another $100, you can win $500. The rules are the same. I don't want to play with them.

htx
After registration, newbies need to go there every day. They give bonuses. As I understand it, these are USDT, not coupons.

kucoin
That's horrible. Not only did I register, I also verified.
Technical support in Telegram. It is very cool.
I wanted to ask them where 100 USDT is. But it's very cool.
I do not know what to do with them.