By the way,

Your Avatar has changed from a symbol to a photo of a good looking young man!
New boyfriend? Congratulations!
I won't tell your parish priest, so you can still take communion and clear all your sins before adding new ones the same day. Even though I am heterosexual, I believe homosexuality should not be a SIN anyway, so no recrimination here!
You can even participate on your next Gay pride parade as one of the Village people and it's OK by me.
Go for it!

Well, changing the subject, since this is supposed to include "anything funny to pass time between trades"
Not that are HOT at this time.
In honor of my new found Nemesis (another word for him to lookup!) here goes:

Why do Catholics make so much money with stocks and cryptocurrency?
Because they have perfected when to pull out.

What do you call someone who attends both catholic and protestant church services?
They’re Bisectual.

How did the Catholic family learn that their son was gay?
When he ran away from home they found him in the church.

Do you wanna know what they say about boys who go to Catholic schools?
They enter as tight ends and leave as wide receivers.

What do Jesus and 12-year-olds have in common?
Getting nailed by Catholics.

Now let's hear some jokes about other denominations so nobody feels excluded

PIPin Tom wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:10 am

What in the hell

Its time to leave Idaho

Russia trolling EU and US sanctions

Attempted interpretation

And the answer is of course not as sustainable as not curing patients


Meanwhile new lockdowns coming ...