A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!”

I used to think I was indecisive.....but now I'm not sure.

You never see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree because they are really good at it...

Every time I say that I’m ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I’m not ready but the panic will help me make a decision.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it... it was a Shitzu.'' 

SilverBB wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:10 am ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it... it was a Shitzu.'' 

Hahahahaha

"I backed a horse last week at Ten to One... It came in at a Quarter Past Four!"

If you consider yourself for the most beautiful, the most clever, the most charming person attracting all woman's around and you have the feeling you have a great sense of humor - go home. You are drunken!!

There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

"Money isn't everything, but it keeps you In Touch with your children..."