Light bulb market:
Question: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a failed light-bulb?
Answer: Two. One to remove it and drop it, the other (knowing it’s burned out) to try and sell it before it crashes.
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202Hahaha, that's a good one. Probably accurate too.bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:10 pm Light bulb market:
Question: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a failed light-bulb?
Answer: Two. One to remove it and drop it, the other (knowing it’s burned out) to try and sell it before it crashes.
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204We can teach kids there’s no i in team, but it’s way more important
to teach them that there’s no a in definitely.
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205just pro always get benefit of martingale
what we want: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=9 
what market delivers: 1+2+8+7-4+0-5+8-4-5+1=9
what market delivers: 1+2+8+7-4+0-5+8-4-5+1=9
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207It took me forever to realize what is going on this picture because the huge pile of money hides almost everything. But more importantly, who won?
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210Someone invented a pair of yoga pants that vibrate when your yoga pose is incorrect. Which explains the new trend, “incorrect yoga poses.”
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