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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:10 pm
by bonifaas_abe
Light bulb market:
Question: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a failed light-bulb?
Answer: Two. One to remove it and drop it, the other (knowing it’s burned out) to try and sell it before it crashes.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:57 pm
by mlawson71
bonifaas_abe wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:10 pm
Light bulb market:
Question: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a failed light-bulb?
Answer: Two. One to remove it and drop it, the other (knowing it’s burned out) to try and sell it before it crashes.
Hahaha, that's a good one. Probably accurate too.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 3:48 pm
by tim079
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:46 pm
by mlawson71
We can teach kids there’s no i in team, but it’s way more important
to teach them that there’s no a in definitely.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:07 am
by bilbao
just pro always get benefit of martingale
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:14 am
by tim079
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:04 pm
by mlawson71
bilbao wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:07 am
just pro always get benefit of martingale
It took me forever to realize what is going on this picture because the huge pile of money hides almost everything. But more importantly, who won?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:52 pm
by mlawson71
FrancoisT wrote: Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:36 pm
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...Just how high is that car?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:38 pm
by LazarR
Here is a nice meme that I found in regards to Comey situation
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:58 pm
by seekers
Someone invented a pair of yoga pants that vibrate when your yoga pose is incorrect. Which explains the new trend, “incorrect yoga poses.”