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Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:04 am
by mlawson71
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
- You stick with me and I will take you places!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:55 pm
by mlawson71
What did one wall say to the other wall?
- We’ll meet at the corner.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:46 am
by moey_dw
mlawson71 wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:55 pm
What did one wall say to the other wall?
- We’ll meet at the corner.
puahaha....... yep i get it
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:45 pm
by mlawson71
moey_dw wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:46 am
puahaha....... yep i get it
Gotta love a great pun.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:40 pm
by mlawson71
My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says “WOW!”
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:20 pm
by mlawson71
What fish is the best fighter?
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The swordfish.
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:36 am
by ChuChu Rocket
mlawson71 wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:20 pm
What fish is the best fighter?
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The swordfish.
Makes sense!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:10 pm
by mlawson71
A centipede kid says to his centipede mom in a shoe shop:
Remember mom! This time no shoelaces please!!!
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:25 pm
by pacois
guessing game:
There are two barrels of the same shape and of the same material.
One is empty and weighs a ton, the other is full and weighs 25 kg.
What is the second barrel full?
Re: Traders joking ...
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:58 pm
by mlawson71
I am also interested in what they are made of...