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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:34 am
by mlawson71
What is dangerous?
Sneezing while having the runs.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:55 pm
by mlawson71
“Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!”
The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks: “How’s that now?

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:21 pm
by mlawson71
How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 2:32 am
by ChuChu Rocket
mlawson71 wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:21 pm How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
Hahaha :D

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:09 am
by mlawson71
Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?"
Dad: "Not at all, it kills them!"

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:45 am
by mlawson71
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:37 am
by moey_dw
mlawson71 wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:45 am Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
puahaha stupid atoms man :lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:24 pm
by SilverBB
A "Where do you come from Son?"

B "I come from Wigan where they have Fat old Women and Brilliant Rugby players"

A "But my wife's from Wigan"

B "What position does she play?"

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:03 am
by mlawson71
That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:15 pm
by ChuChu Rocket
Those ads