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Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:41 pm
by ChuChu Rocket
Pava wrote: Wed Dec 26, 2018 3:51 pm Here is a good one... https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
different joke... same meaning https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1366010&tc=7
Nice find. What a bastard.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:49 pm
by Pava
ChuChu Rocket wrote: Wed Dec 26, 2018 4:41 pm
Nice find. What a bastard.
basturds...there is more funny on that site...

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:45 am
by mlawson71
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:55 am
by mlawson71
Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:46 am
by mlawson71
I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so that whenever I forget, it will tell me, "Your password is incorrect."

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:22 am
by navid110
mlawson71 wrote: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:46 am I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so that whenever I forget, it will tell me, "Your password is incorrect."
:lol:

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 12:51 am
by mlawson71
Happy New Year, everyone!

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:26 pm
by mlawson71
Dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff.

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:48 am
by mlawson71
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!

Re: Traders joking ...

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:27 pm
by mlawson71
Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: "Smiles", because there is a mile between each 's'