Question: Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?

Answer: By putting on your trousers.

mlawson71 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:25 am Question: Where do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?

Answer: By putting on your trousers.

Hahaha good one. For a second I thought this was a naughty joke

Jimmy wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:11 am

Hahaha good one. For a second I thought this was a naughty joke

So did I when I first heard the beginning of it, and then I laughed all the more.

Bob: "Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder."

Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"

Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step."

Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”

Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”

What do you call a bull that likes taking a nap?
- A bulldozer!

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

“Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?”

“I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to wait a little bit, they are currently all in use.”

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!

Here is a good one... https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
different joke... same meaning https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1366010&tc=7